Well, this tea may have been stewing since 1984 but I’ve had my big brother keep an eye on it…ahhh, satire, the best drink of the day. You only get an ooh in buffoon. One for our American cousins there.
Anyway, never mind that rubbish, look at our new mug! Fashioned in finest white with a hint of green and black, this racy little number will hold your tea in, preventing it from being elsewhere and making things wet. It comes with a handy carrying device which puts an end to those annoying third degree burns. This must-have accessory is topped off with a hole at the top where the tea goes in but cleverly has no hole at the bottom, thereby creating a unique retainer dispenser contraption. Put the kettle on mother.