When I woke up this morning I had rice crispies for breakfast.
Some people have bread for breakfast.
Is it better than rice crispies? I don't know, but this is what someone said about bread and butter.

http://bestuff.com/stuff/bread-butter-and-jam

They say it's best, are they wrong?

Maybe you condemn my source but I think butter is better than margerine anyway.

Butter is at it's very best on hot croissants and just toasted tea cakes, etiquette and not using much butter fucked off a long, long time ago.

It's a proven scientific fact. Ask my taste buds

Parn me, I thought you were talking about Margene, and I haven't seen her since high school. Carry on.

bread doesn't 'snap crackle & pop' like rice crispies, unless you microwave it on high for 5 minutes (per slice)