I was away for the weekend in a caravan, I got woken up at about 8 o'clock in the f'ing morning on saturday being told "We've had an earthquake and missed it. Did you notice?"
Dragged myself out of bed to see the news, took about 2 minutes to realise there was a good reason why we hadn't noticed any earthquake........the news was coming from Folkstone, we were in Felixstowe.