Shit, why do I find this funny? (Maybe
I am just apathetic??

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Hello Ethan,
I’m doing the web strategy and online PR for Sian Berry, the Green candidate for London mayor, and I’m wondering whether you’d be interested in answering whether it’s ethical to vote for Sian to be the next mayor of London? I really look forward to your response.
David Hollinshead,
London
Dear David,
Oh dear, where do I start?
Well, if I didn’t believe a] that voting in elections is a criminal manifestation of man’s arrogant desire to control ‘his’ surroundings and destiny, and b] that ‘London’ is an alien concept imposed on the south-east of ‘England’ by the plague that is the Anglo-Saxon section of humankind, and if it wasn’t for the fact that c] I live in Kent, then yes, I probably would vote for Sian Berry.
However, considering that a], b], and c], are all unquestionable facts, and so too is d] - that the Coke-drinking, turkey twizzler-scoffing, ketchup-devouring, car-driving, tabloid-buying masses are the last people on this unfortunate ball we have labelled ‘Earth’ that we should trust to choose our wise green rulers - I am afraid that I must discourage everyone from taking part in the insane traipsing to the ballot boxes in London on 1 May.
Don’t get me wrong. I like some of Ms Berry’s zesty, zingy campaigning! I have long admired, for example, her campaign against urban 4x4s. She is quite right to target those vile, big-haired, blinged-up Chelsea mums who, just because they got hitched to some thick footballer who earns £450,000 an hour, believe they have the right to stain Mother Earth’s face with their speeding carbon skidmark.....................etc etc.
And it continues like that for a couple of more paragraphs, (on a particular website I read). Hmmmmm. I'm sure Private Eye would do it better, but it tickles my funny bone for some reason. (I'm sure someone can tell me why

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But seriously, on the issue about the 53 BNP councilors, and how serious that is. Of course it's bad, and worrying somewhat, but I would be amazed if there weren't some kind of far right wing/fascist party capable of picking up votes and council seats in the UK.
I don't know if anyone else knows any people who vote BNP. I know at least 4. One is an inlaw. Another I have known for 25 years, and lives just up the road from me. I don't socialise with him, but bump into him in the high street regularly. Yes he's a twat for his views, but I still stop for a chat.
Anyway, this is not the thread for discussing the BNP, but I will try to explain why I am not as alarmed as some people on here, (by 53 BNP council seats), on another thread.
Jon, please don't misquote me. (I said ''not as alarmed
as some'')